Simon Hoggart Quotes

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.

Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it.

And I remember looking at Gray Davis and, you know, Gray is the consummate political operative.

I'm not a Tony Blair impersonator.

George W. Bush is not a twit, but he does have twit tendencies.

He [Jack Kemp] is dumber than he looks and even more two faced than I depict him!

My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.

Palin may be a polarizing figure, but she's more than just a 'political personality.'

I think Donald Trump is a complete and utter buffoon and a cancer to our society.

Donald Trump has to be respected.

The devil knew what he did when he made men politic; he crossed himself by it.

Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.

For my birthday, buy me a politician!

John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

Bill Clinton is a liar, a perverted kind of a guy anyway, and he is always stroking black folks rather than telling them the truth.

Dear Bill (O'Reilly)...I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician? That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!

Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States and radio broadcaster for the Chicago Cubs.

Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn't apologize for who he is. We know he's tacky. We know he's orange. We know he's got a bad haircut.

Hillary Clinton rubs people the wrong way, for valid reasons.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

I think Donald Trump's going to quickly disappear from radar.

Hillary Clinton is a very dishonest person.

Queen Elizabeth, she's the ultimate hypocrite!

A statesman is a successful politician who is dead.