Unfavorable Comparison Quotes

The President seems a bad edition of a Polish King.

It's very awkward to watch yourself on TV because I hate the sound of my voice. It's those moments where you're like, 'I do that?'

To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, 'Ozzie's Beach Whale of a Daughter,' doesn't really do much for your self-esteem at all.

Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.

You know, if you ever listen to your voice on an answering machine everyone thinks we sound dreadful. That's sort of the way I think when I hear myself speak.

I got the name in primary school because my hair was shaggy. And I didn't like it; I thought it was derogatory.

I can see why there's a misconception that it's easier when your parents are actors, but it doesn't work out at all. In fact, it's the reverse.

Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid.

I might as well put up a trapeze on my front lawn and compete with some professional athlete, as go out speaking against Bryan.

Comparing Madonna with Marilyn Monroe is like comparing Raquel Welch with the back of a bus.

The pin-up thing took us completely by surprise. I found it hard because I got singled out, and I didn't like it. There was a lot of disillusionment.

People go 'You look a lot like Minnie Driver.' Once I said, 'Thanks, Minnie is a great actress.' But, it blew up in my face. This person said, 'Nah, didn't like the last movie she did.'

I hated being compared to anybody.

I started Pilates. I'm the only guy in there. They plot before I get there: 'How can we make John look ridiculous?' Because every exercise involved my legs up, like I'm in the stirrups or something.

The others don't like my interviews. And frankly, I don't care much for theirs.

I wasn't picked for the improv group in college - not because I wasn't good, but because I was told I didn't fit the group, didn't gel with their dynamic.

The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It's like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of peanut butter, you're in trouble.

That's a disgusting thought to have to fight my brother. I don't even appreciate being asked about that.

I was not the pampered baby, no. I'm five years younger, and my parents were actually very strict with me, more strict than with the other ones.

I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.

I was totally offended when people said we were like *Nsync. I've got nothing against them. I know those guys. But comparing us was lame. It was apples and oranges.

There are few things more unfair than getting compared with Jurgen Klopp.

I hate hearing my voice on the radio.

There are few surer ways to become disliked by men than to perform well where they have performed poorly.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.