Isaac Hanson Quotes

There are few things more unfair than getting compared with Jurgen Klopp.

You can't compare an apple to an orange. It will cause a lot of self-esteem issues.

I hated being compared to anybody.

There's criticism, and there's calling someone a fridge.

You're a big one,[...] a tall drink of water, but I got to tell you, you don't look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, and you remind me of him.

People ask me what I'm writing. They think I'm Sandra Tsing Loh. Or they ask about stand-up. 'No, that's Margaret Cho.' I really think there is this kind of glomming, that they think we are somehow all the same person.

People who meet me think of Jill and transfer her strong qualities to me.

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge - out of fairness to goats.

I think L.A. gets a bad rap. L.A. is the same as everywhere else.

I don't think it's fair to compare Dick Cheney to Vader - it's unfair to Vader.

Your questions are stupid!

Equal doesn't mean identical.

Mrs. Hoover has offered to the South and to the nation an arrogant insult yesterday.

As a matter of fact we both are [being offensive]; and the only difference between us is that I am trying to be, and you can't help it.

We were accused of sounding like a couple of bands when we started out. Aerosmith was one.

I don't throw shade at anybody like, 'You sound like me.'

I'm honestly offended whenever someone says I'm being harsh.

I am frustrated at misconceptions of me, and being cast in a role.

It is quite hurtful when people make a judgement without even really watching me and saying things like, 'I'm not watching if she's on' or 'I don't like change.'

Like your booty don't stink.

You're not a man, you're a mushroom!

Are you lazy or just incompetent?

There is also an insulting speech about 'one grey day just like another'. You might as well talk about one green tree like another.