John Stamos Quotes

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That's like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible.

For some reason, people look at me and laugh. I don't know why.

I dread handshakes. I've got some problems with my hands, and everywhere I go, people want to impress me with their grip. To make it worse, now women are coming up with that firm shake.

It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

I was just sitting in Target, just getting over my cold. I blew my nose and I see these people looking at me and kind of whispering and pointing. Finally, I went, 'Is everything okay? Did I do something wrong? Do I have a booger on my face and no one's telling me?' I'm just not used to it.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I've been told I looked like I swallowed an elephant or a pig, whichever was more fitting that day.

The pin-up thing took us completely by surprise. I found it hard because I got singled out, and I didn't like it. There was a lot of disillusionment.

I put my foot in my mouth every time I'm interviewed.

Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.

It's always uncomfortable for me when I take off my shirt. No one else is taking their shift off. Why is everyone else in these movies bundled up in layers of clothing and I'm taking my clothes off all the time?

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.

Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?

I was really enjoying one of the screenings of 'Beautiful Creatures' and there was this little 14-year-old boy sitting next to me in the screening and I was laughing at all the jokes and I just felt really judged. I had to keep it down a bit. It's a bit embarrassing.

But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer.

It's difficult to feel that people are looking at you in the street. I don't like the fuss.

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.

Last time I blushed was when I smoothed my hands over the back of my dress and actually touched skin. Seems the material was tucked into my underwear, and everyone around me had gotten a show. This, of course, was at a romance writers' conference.

As a teenager, I had big breasts for my age, and my friends cracked on me a lot.

Everyone comes up to me saying, 'Cooee, Julie! Hello!' as if I know them. Of course I don't bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, 'Ooh, love, go easy.' For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes.

I just felt like I was making people angry because I wouldn't wear the frilly bows.

Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where I fell sprawling on the floor, and was so ashamed that I jumped up, ran away and left my girl to get home the best way she could.

I had to make squirrel noises as Bubbles and without realizing it, I was making the face and putting my fingers up to my face to look like a squirrel and everyone made fun of me for the rest of the day.