Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

Comedy comes from confusion.

Ironic things are interesting.

We have a need to make people laugh at things they'd never thought about, make them laugh at things that aren't logical.

I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.

Funny is funny.

I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Everyone says I'm like the girl next door... Y'all must have really weird neighbors!

I always see the absurdity in most situations. It's my experience of how life works.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

I guess I don't have much interest in writing straight drama. So whatever subject matter I choose will ultimately be dealt with in a comic way.

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Funny is funny is funny.

When I'm playing comedy, I never do 'jokes.' Sometimes I'll deliver a line in a way I think is more likely to get a laugh, but all the best comedy is played straight. What's funny is the way it hits the world around it or the way it hits the other characters.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious.