Mark Twain Quotes

Don't start smoking. It's much harder to stop than it is not to start at all.

My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.

If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live.

I still probably smoke as much as I ever did!

I know I should stop smoking, but it scares me. I mean, what would I turn to next?

This is it. I can't even not smoke anymore

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.

My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

I was a smoker for about 20 years.

So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

I struggled to kick the habit - I would make a decision to give up smoking, but it was hard. I couldn't resist the urge to steal a smoke. It was at that time that I was gifted Allen Carr's book 'The Easy Way to Stop Smoking.' After I read that book, I didn't touch a fag again.

I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34.

The reason I was able to give up smoking was because of the computer. You couldn't lean a cigarette on a computer, like you could on a typewriter. So it just made it that much more difficult to smoke. So I quit.

I'm going to stop smoking. I'm not such a good smoker, anyway. It's not in my bones. I'm gonna drop it.

I've weaned myself down to about, on a great day, on a really great day, three cigarettes. For a nicotine junkie the essential cigs are three: the first-of-the-day cigarette smoked after lunch, the after-dinner cigarette and then the one taken whenever you want - the luxury-wild-card smoke. It used to be quite a bit more. It used to be, I'd smoke the table. I'd smoke the patch. I'd smoke the gum. So I feel good about it.

We gotta stop smokin', stop, stop. I mean cigarette smoking.

I had gotten up to two, maybe three, packs (of cigarettes) a day. And my lungs were bothering me and I'd had pneumonia two or three times. And I was also smoking pot, and I decided, well, one of them's got to go. And so I took a pack of Chesterfields and took all the Chesterfields out, rolled up 20 big fat ones and put it in there, and I haven't smoked a cigarette since then.

I Don't Need the nicotene patch, Penny - I smoke cigarettes.

I miss smoking (two to four packs a day) but I don't miss the crackle in my lungs when I breathed.

Smoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could stop.

People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.

Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive.

Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good.

A lot of people in my life are getting sick or potentially going to get sick from tobacco.