Bank Balance Quotes

Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.

When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.

Got a house on the hill, cost a couple of mill, Juicy J got bank like Uncle Phil.

Just because you have checks in the checkbook doesn't mean that you have money in the bank, and Washington has failed to understand that.

Any general statement is like a check drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.

If you only take money in the bank and never put money in the bank, you'll go broke.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

What a dignity it gives an old lady, that balance at the bankers! How tenderly we look at her faults if she is a relative; what a kind, good-natured old creature we find her!

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.

If there's not enough money in the bank account, you don't spend it.

I swung from one place to the next, sometimes backward, sometimes forward, capitalizing on my own momentum, knowing that at some point my arms—or, more accurately, my quivering bank balance, accessed through foreign ATMs—would give out, and I’d fall to the ground.

I have no idea how much money I've got.

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

When I was very young in London, I had a bank account, which didn't have a great deal in it. I should think at least every three months the bank manager would call me up and threaten to strangle me because I had no money, and I was writing checks.

Notoriety and a fat bank balance must come after everything else is finished and done.

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.

The French don't think everyone should have the same bank balance, but they're offended by extremes of inequality.

I've gone for long stretches without working. I remember many times peeking into my checkbook to see if any money was left.

When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I look at is the checking account report from the day before. I love checking accounts. I dream about them.

I wouldn't change a thing - except my bank balance.

Several weeks of summer vacation in the Thirties I spent working at $15 a week in the FORBES office.... I worked in the mail cage, where envelopes were slit and subscription payments extracted. Dad used to come pounding down the office aisle and pause long enough to ask, How much today? Inevitably the answer was inadequate-except once. That day the controller said excitedly, Mr. Forbes, the ledger shows a slight profit this month! ... My father turned to him and said, Young man, I don't give a damn what your books show. Do we have any money in the bank?