Health Warning Quotes

Tell your friends to get their hearts checked.

I can't say I was really that surprised when the doctor told me I needed a defibrillator inserted in my chest. When you've lived the life that I have, you should always expect something like that to crop up. I was not a good boy.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you: Don't smoke! Whatever you do, just don't smoke!

This warning from the New York City Department of Health Fraud: Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.

In our present day, our Lord God has given us a grand warning in the form of AIDS. A warning to those who subject their bodies to such defilement. Unfortunately people are no longer fearful, even of such a dreadful disease.

Whatever you do, don't smoke.

It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'

Don't start smoking. It's much harder to stop than it is not to start at all.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

Don’t be scared... Be positive... Please don’t think that your life is about to end... Take the right advice and act as soon as you can... If there’s an issue in your system, don’t ignore it.

I dropped about 20 pounds in the blink of an eye. And then when you see it in the mirror, when all of a sudden you pull your eyes down, and the bottom of your eyes go yellow and jaundice sets in - then you know something's wrong.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.

The WHO took care to explicitly say that processed meat didn’t rank alongside smoking when it comes to cancer risk.

Don't eat sugar. It's stupid.

Fans with heart problems have to be careful!

Except thou desire to hasten thine end, take this for a general rule, that thou never add any artificial heat to thy body by wine or spice.

Pain is part of the body's magic. It is the way the body transmits a sign to the brain that something is wrong.

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

Why does a suppurating lung give so little warning and a sore on the finger so much?

Since smoking might injure your health, let’s be careful not to smoke too much.

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

Check disease in its approach.

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!'