Dylan Moran Quotes

Don't start smoking. It's much harder to stop than it is not to start at all.

We gotta stop smokin', stop, stop. I mean cigarette smoking.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you: Don't smoke! Whatever you do, just don't smoke!

People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.

I smoked for almost 10 years. I really regret that. Thankfully, I came out on the other side. I hope my lungs are repairing themselves now.

I was a smoker for about 20 years.

A lot of people in my life are getting sick or potentially going to get sick from tobacco.

I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I've seen someone do that. Let me tell you something — if you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I'd think about quitting. And that's just me, ya know.

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live.

I miss smoking (two to four packs a day) but I don't miss the crackle in my lungs when I breathed.

My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done.

You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

Cigarettes are not a part of human behaviour, they are a habit.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

I struggled to kick the habit - I would make a decision to give up smoking, but it was hard. I couldn't resist the urge to steal a smoke. It was at that time that I was gifted Allen Carr's book 'The Easy Way to Stop Smoking.' After I read that book, I didn't touch a fag again.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.