Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. It makes growing up genuinely worthwhile. I am quite well aware of the hazards of smoking. Smoking is not a healthful pastime, it is true. Smoking is indeed no bracing dip in the ocean, no strenuous series of calisthenics, no two laps around the reservoir. On the other hand, smoking has to its advantage the fact that is a quiet pursuit. Smoking is, in effect a dignified sport.

I saw John Garfield smoke. He was my idol, so I smoked. I even smoked like him.

I was a smoker for about 20 years.

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

No matter what Aristotle and the Philosophers say, nothing is equal to tobacco; it's the passion of the well-bred, and he who lives without tobacco lives a life not worth living.

I do smoke in real life. A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact.

I don't smoke, so they never sent me a copy.

WHO has transformed its war against smoking to a war against smokers.

Tobacco is a culture productive of infinite wretchedness.

I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it's tobacco, then let it be tobacco.

We gotta stop smokin', stop, stop. I mean cigarette smoking.

Smoking is a shocking thing - blowing smoke out of our mouths into other people's mouths, eyes, and noses, and having the same thing done to us.

Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry.

I smoke wherever there's an ashtray.

There are no crowds out there demanding to see smoking scenes in movies.

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.

A lot of people in my life are getting sick or potentially going to get sick from tobacco.

I will go so far as to say probably smoking had something to do with my pancreatic cancer.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

I smoke all the time, one after the other.

I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.