Paul Rust Quotes

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'

A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it'

I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.

I take fancy dress very seriously. I mean incredibly seriously.

I didn't set out to write some female-empowering movie; I just wanted to write a funny college comedy.

I remember seeing Richard Pryor's first movie; it was a midnight movie when I was in high school. I must have been about fifteen. It was one of the most cathartic experiences of my life. I'd never laughed that much.

It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.

Do you know how fast you were going?" Fang looked at the speedometer..."No," he said truthfully. I tagged you at seventy miles per hour,"she said, pulling out a clipboard. I let out an impressed whistle. "Excellent! I never thought we'd be that fast." Fang shot me a look and I put my hand over my mouth.

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"

Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?" "I have always wanted to do that," said Carter gravely.

With everything that you do, once the costume is on, and you're in the pretend hospital, and you're there with your co-workers, it all sort of snaps into place: Who you are, what it feels like, who these people are to you.

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.

Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"

It was very serious and I wanted to do something really different so there was this comedy called TOP SECRET.

This vacation tip: If you see a gas station with a sign that says Clean Rest Rooms, it means one thing--the door is locked and no one can find the key.

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

A perfect movie is a different thing, but a funny movie is easy. I was really happy that I got everyone that I got. Everybody got to play to their strengths and was paired up in the right scenarios. It was very fortunate. It was exciting, the whole process. It makes more difficulty in editing 'cause there's more footage, but the guy I had handle it was a documentarian editor for a long time, so it was very useful.

I lost a button hole.

First of all, Jericho...Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!

You know what FSU stands for, don't you? Free Shoes University.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

Our bravest and best lessons are not learned through success, but through misadventure.