Ed Sheeran Quotes

I've seen too many sunrises, as far as the walk of shame, staying out too late doing very bad things.

Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way.

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

I had my bad-boy moment in my teens. I'll never do that again. It wasn't pleasant, and I learned my lesson. It was sexy and mysterious, and it's like, 'Look how cool they are,' but it's just not worth it. He was lying to me and accusing me of cheating - but then I realized he was the one cheating.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.

Sometimes the hangover provides inspiration.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid.

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day I woke up and the band had gone home and I was lying in the broken glass with a shirt full of puke and I said, 'Hey, man, the ball game's up'.

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?

Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake up.

That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval again of years.

He left Himmel Street wearing his hangover and a suit.

Did you ever try to sleep sober?

I'm a mischievous drunk.

I've been a bad, bad girl - I've been careless with a delicate man.

We came down here to see this teddible scene: people all pissed out of their minds and vomiting on themselves and all that and now, you know what? It's us

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.

Don't you know that you're nothing more than a one night stand?