Billy Connolly Quotes

Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up and went 'ya, ya, ya'.

Many times during auditions, I was told that I couldn't carry a note with a bucket, and that I sure couldn't play the piano.

I started when I was about 11, singing.

I'm certainly not a trained singer. The only place I could probably carry a tune is my shower.

I'm a guy who's passionate about singing, but I can't sing for crap.

Singing is my passion, regardless of anything else that I've ever done. That's the one thing that no one can ever take away from me is my voice, and that is what I really want to do.

I sound like an old bullfrog when I sing.

Oh, my God, I would be the most uncool band member, ever.

Sing!" Grandpa Smedry yelled, his voice echoing down a hallway to the right."Sing!" If he breaks into song I think I might have to strangle myself... I thought, cringing.

No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just...well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that fell down and died.

I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.

I don't mind looking foolish but it's just that I'm so bad at singing. The only time people ask me to sing is if they want the party to stop. If they want everyone to go home. Immediately.

I always said that I'm not the best singer in the world, just the loudest.

If you heard me sing, you would just plug your ears and run, screaming, the other way. I promise.

My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.

I love singing so much. As a kid, that was what I wanted to do.

A lot of people don't know that I'm a singer - that's my thing, really.

I started singing in church with my sister Maria when I was four, and I've been pretty much singing ever since. There's never been anything else for me to do.

I sing, and I really should've stuck with it, because it's really what I love to do. It's probably what I'm best at, too.

When I sing, people shut up.

I told jokes badly.

I started singing the second I could utter sound.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I'm not bad at singing - at least in the shower.

I don't remember not singing. I started when I was, I don't know how - what, two years old or a year old or something like that.