Lewis Black Quotes

My parents both played golf and introduced me to golf when I was 5 years old. They took me to the driving range and I played around at the range and immediately developed an interest in it.

I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.

You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game.

One of my great loves is golf. When I am in L.A., I like to play with a few close friends: no phones, no distractions, the great outdoors and the chance to bet some money to keep it interesting.

We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

My dad was a really good golfer, and he just taught me how to play.

Golf is one of those games that I want my kids to know and learn so that they can play it all of their lives.

I didn't really get into golf until I was about 14. My mom and dad were taking lessons from a pro an hour and a half from our farm in Cohuna, Australia. When they got home, I'd ask my mom to explain everything they learned - drills and all.

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

I know bugger all about golf.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

I've been playing golf as long as I've been dancing, since I was 13 or 14. I play off six. I like to get out on a golf course as often as I can.

But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.

Lots of people still don't think of golf as a sport.

I can't even pretend to play golf.

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.

My grandpa was the one; he started taking up golf when I was about two and introduced me to the game as far as just taking me to the driving range where I grew up playing. That was really all he had to do was let me hit a golf ball and kind of fell in love with it from there. He didn't really have to teach me a whole lot or anything.

I'm bad at golf.

I started with golf because I saw my brothers play, I was always watching them. It was my life. Growing up, we always played competitions like chipping, hitting.

I started playing golf at about four years old.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.

I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.