W. C. Fields Quotes

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I drink a lot of water.

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.

The water in L.A. tastes like bleach. I literally have to make my tea with Evian water.

Gotta always drink your water.

Drinking water is essential to a healthy lifestyle.

You never oughta drink water when it ain't runnin'.

Water is a cure-all. Water is everything. You can't get better without drinking lots of water, and you can't drink water unless it's clean.

A few decades ago, many people didn't drink water outside of a meal. Then beverage companies started bottling the production of far-off springs, and now office workers unthinkingly sip bottled water all day long.

If there's a choice between tap water and bottled water, the consumer can make that choice. In a very large geography in the world, that choice does not exist.

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

I'm a fervent foe of water pollution, whether it is our own Hudson River or Philadelphia's tap water.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

The only thing I really love is Fiji water. That's like the only crazy request - I don't like any other water.

... a victim of the use of water as a beverage.

I will do water - beautiful, blue water.

I try desperately to never drink bottled water.

Ohioans need peace of mind that the water coming out of their tap is safe. It's as simple as that.

Safe drinking water isn't just something to worry about on your tropical vacation. U.S. tap water is ridden with arsenic, lead, and pharmaceutical drugs. In short: Get a filter.

I don't mean to brag, but my water filter curates tap water, offering moi the finest combination of H, 2, and O available.

Water is my drink.

I've never quite trusted water; I don't think it's entirely healthy.

I drink loads of water.

Misty Sendaria," Silk said ironically. "Sometimes I'm amazed that the entire kingdom doesn't rust shut.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.