Bill Engvall Quotes


I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit the ground. Oh, he flew off that tower, hollering at his buddies. "Whoo, check me out, dudes! Oh, that ground is coming up..." WHAM! And what do you say, if you're the operator of that ride, to the next guy in line? "All right dude, you're up."


Citations

Engvall, Bill. "Bungee Jumping." Here's Your Sign, Warner Bros. Records, 1996.

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Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall
  • Born: July 27, 1957
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

William Ray Engvall Jr. is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comic, his signature "Here's Your Sign" bit, and as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy group.