Steven Wright Quotes

My job is to get into the car and drive as fast and as well as possible.

I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.

As a driver, you want to race every lap possible, especially when you've got a good car.

Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move.

Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out.

I don't race cars.

I like to put shaving cream in the door handle of people's cars and that kind of thing.

I've always had a fascination with cars and racing, not that I've ever competed.

I'd be a race car driver. I love fast cars.

Whenever I jump into the car I always try to do my best.

I'm a fast driver.

As a child, I always wanted to be a race car pilot.

The car drives really really good so far. No changes on the next pit stop. It's great, I can hold it down right along the bottom here in the corners I'm just ridin' around out here just waiting until later to make a move

There's a lot of debate on this subject - about what kind of car handles best. Some say a a front-engined car, some say a rear-engined car. I say a rented car. Nothing handles better than a rented car. You can go faster, turn corners sharper, and put the transmission into reverse while going forward at a higher rate of speed in a rented car than in any other kind.

Mickey [Rourke] one time just basically drove off in the picture car that we were driving in. For my amusement. It was either to kidnap me or for my amusement.

I own a car: a minivan. But don't tell anyone, 'cause they're gonna ask to borrow it.

I love cars because they can take you on adventures that you never thought possible.

I just try to go out there and be who I am and compete and bring home as many trophies as I can. That's what being a race car driver is all about and that's why I do what I do.

I have a passion for fast cars. To drive them means pure joy to me.

All he needed was a wheel in his hand and four on the road.

She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes.

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

Dan was heading for the blue car in the driveway. He tossed Amy the car keys. "Don't drive like you! Make it fast!

I think I'm a very good driver. Apparently, the cause of road rage - as with most anger - is some kind of superiority complex, which, god knows, cars foster.