Nat Wolff Quotes

I was bored at college, so I put $10 in a jukebox in this place where people played ping-pong and pool. I put in $10 of 'Jingle Bell Rock,' and this was back in the '90s, so it played 'Jingle Bell Rock,' like, 40 times in a row. It was just really fun to watch because after the fourth time, people were just losing-their-minds angry.

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

Me and a few of my rowdy friends stole the wheels and tires off a brand-new limited-edition Lincoln Mark III that my manager, Merle Kilgore, had just bought. We left it up on blocks and then we sold his own wheels and tires back to him the next day.

Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.

You're going to pee in someone's suitcase?" "Do you have any other ideas?" And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then giggle, then cackle uncontrollably. "He's going to pee in someone's suitcase!" "Quiet! Do you want people on the bus to hear you?" But Miracolina is beyond help. She's entered into a fullfledged laughter fit-the kind that leaves your stomach hurting. "They're gonna open their suitcase," she blurts between bursts of glee, "And their clothes’ll be full of pee!

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

I amused myself playing with the journalists.

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

I'll do almost anything for a laugh.

The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

I pretty much will do anything for a laugh.

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

Kids are funny.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Sometimes I write captions on the in-flight magazines and then replace them in the seat pocket.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.

I love to play it. I think it's funny. It's always been funny to me. Somebody who's large and in charge but totally wrong-headed.

I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun.

Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.

I'm goofy. I'm silly. I like to have fun.