Jimmy Fallon Quotes

I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life.

I go out to dinner occasionally and that's the sum of my dating life.

When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?

I'm single and looking and failing miserably. I'm keeping my options open.

I don't get as much female attention as you'd think, because I never go out.

I haven't had a date in 26 years.

I don't get any dates; that's the thing.

I doubt anyone in Hollywood has had more 'dates' than me.

It's not like I'm starved for company - I have a few very good lady friends - but there's only a certain amount of times a woman wants to see you and never go out for dinner.

I didn't go out on one date in high school.

I never had many girls in my life.

I have no dating life.

My father was very strict, but mostly I just didn't know how to behave on a date.

Abs are for people with no friends.

I love all those stupid, cheesy chat-up lines like 'Did God take the stars out of the sky and put them into your eyes?' But I never get chatted up.

When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of left looking at things, not doing things. There’s a weird freedom in not having people treat you like you’re part of society or where you have to fulfill social relationships.

I don't have many friends so the phone doesn't ring and no one's asking me to go out and go dancing with them.

Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.

I just haven't found anyone that I want to spend long periods of time with.

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

Our social relationships are limited, most of the time, to gossip and criticizing people's behavior. This observation slowly pushed me to isolate from the so-called social life. My days pass by in solitude.

How would I treat a girl if she was my girlfriend? I'm a really affectionate person and I like being a gentleman.

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

I'm not with anybody, I don't have time for dating. Not to get too personal, but it's weirdly harder to meet new people now. But for the first time in my life since I was a little kid, I'm not so concerned about it.

Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.