Chelsea Handler Quotes

As for relationships, I know nothing. I'm an idiot; I can't get it right.

I don't know how to be a friend. I don't know how to be anything.

Nobody understands me, I'm really sensitive.

I'm not very good at dating.

Every now and then, I’d meet a guy and think that we were getting along great, and suddenly I’d stop hearing from him. Not only did he stop calling, but if I happened to bump into him sometime later he always acted like I had the plague. I didn’t understand it. I still don’t. And it bothered me. It hurt me. With time, it got harder and harder to keep blaming the guys, and I eventually came to the conclusion that there was something wrong with me. That maybe I was simply meant to live my life alone.

I came alone and I go as a stranger. I do not know who I am, nor what I have been doing.

Something really is wrong with me. And I don't know what it is.

Each man lives love in his limited fashion and does not seem to relate the resultant confusion and loneliness to his lack of knowledge about love.

I don't think anything can help me socially, to be honest: I have this terrible personality. I don't really know how to describe it... maybe I'll go with surly.

I was very lost as a teenager. Which is a horrible way to feel.

It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me. I'm not really sure why, but it's very rare that a guy will ever come up to me and be like, 'I'm going to lay down my game right now, and you're going to like it.'

I've been dating since I was 15 years old, and I just don't seem to do it well.

It is easy enough to praise men for the courage of their convictions. I wish I could teach the sad young of this mealy generation the courage of their confusions.

As much as I try, when I open my mouth, Lena comes out, And I get so mad.

When people are struggling, that's a painful place to be in, to not know who you are and where you belong and what you desire.

I thought I had a talent for alienating people, but I have no idea what it is that doesn't go over.

I know it sounds pathetic, but I don't know who I am.

I always told, Sandra Bullock was my student when she was younger, I always told her it's important that we hold on to our insecurity, the wisdom of insecurity.

I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.

My songs are about not knowing who to be and not knowing how to act.

I just look around and say, I'm a mess. I don't know why I do things.

I don't know how I do it, I really don't.

I couldn't get a date, but I couldn't be quite sure how unattractive I'd become. I was still friendly; I made jokes, and in my mind, if I saw a woman smiling at me... I still had a chance. I did not.

I do struggle with the fact that I don't have all the answers.

I was deeply uncertain of who I was and who I wanted to be. I really thought I wanted to be a much cooler guy than what I was.