Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Just because we have made a bad commitment doesn't mean we should make the mistake of trying to carry it out.

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!

When I was a kid, I wanted a Chanel bob and bangs. My mom said no. I went to the salon anyway, and they said, 'No way - we are not going to do that to your hair.' So I did it myself. Big mistake. Instead of my bangs going down straight, they were sticking up like a cat. It was horrible.

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.

And I didn't, that's why my career was very short lived.

We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment.

The price of inaction is far greater than the cost of making a mistake.

It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.

'The Whole Truth' was a mistake.

I said, 'Maz, if I hadn't screwed up that Game 7, you wouldn't be in the Hall of Fame.'

If you don't show up, you lose.

The worst thing that can happen to you is if you don't take responsibility for what you did wrong.

I think, when I was younger, I might have scored on the wrong basket. That wasn't too smart.

People think that footballers just have a kick around with their mates. If they win, fine; if they don't, that's then fine, too. No pasa nada. No. You have an obligation and responsibility.

Saath Saath' was my first big mistake!

I just can't. I'm married. I made my bed and now I have to lie in it.

I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly

You're working with other people and sometimes it doesn't work out the way you want, and sometimes you didn't realise what a mistake you've made until you see it projected.

Failure is never quite so frightening as regret.

Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who had flown to Los Angeles on my sister's frequent flier miles just six days before.