Beth Ostrosky Stern Quotes

Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine.

It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Owners need to know, you can't play ball in this heat with your pet.

When I am driving my car down the street, I try not to go down the potholes.

I'm not the best dog owner.

I had a couple of car accidents when I was in my early 20s, and I used to have such a bad back.

When you adopt a dog, you have a lot of very good days and one very bad day.

I'm a dog lover. With the holidays, everything gets a little bit hectic. There's a lot on your mind, and maybe you forget that your animals also feel that stress as well. So try to keep them on the same routine; try to keep the chocolate out of their mouth.

People buy a cat and think, 'Oh that's a beautiful collar. I'll put that on,' but that doesn't make them a responsible pet owner.

I want to remind people with dogs that they are your responsibility.

I am a pretty bad driver, so when I drive, I need to be calm. I can't be vibing to DMX, all hype, in the car.

My pug dog, Princess, is something else; she's my baby. I've had her for about 14 and a half years. They usually don't live any longer than 15, but I don't believe that. As long as you treat them right, they will live a long time.

I used to have a potbelly pig named Terrance. He died of obesity.

I used to drive up and down Pacific Coast Highway in this black Porsche, and I had seen a couple of accidents on the highway involving Porsches. I realized if you're in any kind of head on accident in one of those cars, they're going to get you out of it with a can opener, one of those Jaws of Life.

Car accidents kill so many of us; we're not going to give up cars, so it seems like we ought to make them harder to crash.

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies.

Mrs. O' Leary is my pet. I couldn't let you stick a sword in her rump, now, could I? That might've scared her.

Puppies and kids naturally go together, but it's up to the adults to teach them how to do it the right way.

I hate to be obvious," added the Scarecrow, "but you'd have saved yourself a heap of trouble if you weren't too cheap to invest in a leash, Dorothy.

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

When you run into someone in NY it is usually a pleasant surprise. When you run into someone in LA you usually had a car accident.

The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be "This is the cat's cat."