Adam Scott Quotes

I go to McDonald's at least once a week. I always get a No. 2.

You wanna get diarrhoea? Eat industrial food.

I've spent my life doing action films and most of my own stunts, so my teeth have been knocked out along the way. It happened so frequently that I can't even remember where I lost most of them.

Being a typical Briton, I love my home comforts and always try and find an English pub where I can tuck into some traditional English food, accompanied by a nice pint. Fortunately, I haven't been ill with food poisoning or anything like that, which is quite surprising considering how many different types of food I eat when I'm travelling.

There's a lot of processed food in America and I know that can make some tourists who're used to fresh food feel sick.

No matter where I am, especially when I'm on tour around the country, Caesar salad is my standby. In a random city and eating in random to-go restaurants, you're kind of scared about trying things, but you can always count on a Caesar salad.

A nuclear-power plant is infinitely safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.

I've knocked my front teeth out. I've got fake front teeth.

It is impossible to insure that there is a zero percent chance of any kind of foodborne illness anytime anyone eats anywhere.

Honestly, if I'm around people I like, I can do nothing and have a good time. But when I have downtime, I like to go get a burger.

When I release, you loose teeth.

Poisoning rarely happens in a well-managed kitchen.

I don't cook, I always order food or I go out.

I'm not keen on the English way of eating outside, on the street. I want food that is clean, not impregnated with toxic fumes.

I like eating food after it's gone off.

I've kind of changed my diet, but in my diet rulebook, on section 5 paragraph A, there's a cheating plan. So, Corky's BBQ is one of my favorite spots to go to.

McDonald's released a new video showing how it makes their Chicken McNuggets. Apparently it turns out that McNuggets aren't made out of chicken. They're made out of people who ask too many questions.

Beware of meat twice boiled, and an old foe reconciled.

If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?

Gonzo narrows his eyes. 'How often do you clean that thing?' 'Every night,' the waitress answers. Her smile is strained. 'That's it? Do you know how long it takes for Listeria to grow under those hot lamps, even with ice?' Here we go. 'It can happen in just five hours. Five hours and you've got the salad bar of death!' The waitress looks confused. 'From Listerine?

You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella. First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought that the healthiest part of a B.L.T. would be the bacon?

This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?

Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

The most beautiful thing in Tokyo is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Stockholm is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Florence is McDonald's. Peking and Moscow don't have anything beautiful yet.