Dental Injury Quotes

I had a double bacon cheeseburger at Chili's, and I lost a tooth in it. My tooth!

When I release, you loose teeth.

When I was around eleven or twelve, my board got hung up on the top of a bowl, and I got a concussion, and I knocked my teeth out. That was the first time that I got seriously injured, and I was taken to the hospital in an ambulance, and my parents briefly doubted.

I've spent my life doing action films and most of my own stunts, so my teeth have been knocked out along the way. It happened so frequently that I can't even remember where I lost most of them.

I had my two front teeth knocked out by a sixth grader in first grade.

I've knocked my front teeth out. I've got fake front teeth.

One time I was performing so hard that I chipped my tooth on the microphone. For the rest of the show I was afraid to smile because I wasn't sure how much of my tooth was gone.