William Fichtner Quotes

I got a car when I was 16. I didn't even have a driver's license.

I actually crashed the car I learned to drive on. It was a friend of mine's car.

I've never had a car. Like I can drive, but I'm always at the risk of killing people.

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

From 1997 when we came in, you guys and the public bought seven million more cars. You didn't get rid of the second car, did you? So what is happening is the growth of cars on the motorway.

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

I've crashed my car three times.

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign. The cop who pulled me over had no mercy.

People do really stupid things while driving.

They almost ran me off the road several times. There are so many chances that they take to get the right photo.

I borrowed my friend's car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is true, in the first day of borrowing the car, I got three tickets and I rear-ended it.

I did some pretty bad things as a teenager. When I was 13, I took my friend's mom's car out for a joyride, and I actually managed to hit somebody else's car. No one was hurt, but needless to say, I didn't get behind the wheel again until I had my driver's license.

On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass.

I'm sure I've been in an accident because I'm wild and crazy and go too fast, but I don't remember having an accident.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Well, it is so difficult right now when you look out on the road and how fast people go and the more and more cars you see out there, for teenagers, you'd think a kid that literally, a few years before, was sitting back in a car seat in the back seat is now behind the wheel.

I've diced with death the most cycling around London. Black cabs are far more dangerous than polar bears.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Sometimes I wish I could drive a car, but I'm gonna drive a car one day, so I don't worry about that.

It is never easy to play "chicken" when you face a driver alone in his car while you have passengers in the front and back seats who tend to grab for the steering wheel whenever a collision appears imminent.

My mother taught me to drive using the 'Detroit Method,' where speed limits and traffic lights are taken as cute suggestions.

I was always that kid. When I got ice cream, I put it in my eye. When I got my license, I got pulled over so many times for playing 'Les Mis' too loud.

Anyone who dials a phone while driving is flirting with death. And anyone who texts while driving is insane.

Some cyclists are complete prats, obviously, but so are some drivers.

When we were 17, I got my first car, a Mini Metro.