Awkwafina Quotes

People do really stupid things while driving.

I did some pretty bad things as a teenager. When I was 13, I took my friend's mom's car out for a joyride, and I actually managed to hit somebody else's car. No one was hurt, but needless to say, I didn't get behind the wheel again until I had my driver's license.

I've wrecked a lot of good cars in my day.

I'm a bit of a reckless driver.

I was a really bad taxi driver. I only collided twice but it was one time too much.

I've been reckless, but I'm not a rebel without a cause.

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

Believe me - I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff.

I do really crazy things all the time, but I can't think of anything offhand.

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign. The cop who pulled me over had no mercy.

I always drive like a madman.

They almost ran me off the road several times. There are so many chances that they take to get the right photo.

I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy.

I'm sure I've been in an accident because I'm wild and crazy and go too fast, but I don't remember having an accident.

I used to be pretty reckless. When I was a runner for a production company, I drove a massive 16 seater van. I was only 18. I mean I look young now, but then I looked about 12.

It might just be me, but it's tough when you get drivers that don't stay where they should be.

I was a sloppy kid, wanted to be just wild.

Bill Janklow speeds when he drives. Shouldn’t, but he does.

I remember taking my brother's car out, pushing it down the driveway in neutral in the night, and going out joyriding with friends and getting flat tires and getting busted. My license was revoked by my dad. So, definitely, I was a kid. I was a teenage boy.

I had a '69 Road Runner when I was a kid. I had it for 13 days, came home one day, and my parents were in the driveway. They said, 'Meet the new owner,' because they'd gotten phone calls about me burning rubber for the last 12 days. They thought I'd wrap it around a tree, and it was too much car for a 16 year old.

I have no qualms: no shame, no guilt, no embarrassment. I tend to act out a lot.

My speeding offences (whether caught or not) are always in situations where the speed limit is 30, but I think it's 40. And I'm never doing 40, always a careful 37.

Some cyclists are complete prats, obviously, but so are some drivers.

I like a drink and enjoy being Jack the Lad. I've had a few scraps and spent a night in a cell.

I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault.