Greg Louganis Quotes

I love drama - mum calls me a Drama Queen!

In Hollywood, a lot of acting feels like grandstanding.

I am a drama queen!

I try to refrain from the alarmist statement, really I do. It's bad for the liver and worries the dog, who has plenty enough to worry about as it is.

I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny.

Brendon just likes to make a scene sometimes.

I have tremendous affection for New York and my life, but I'm a satirist at heart. And it's easy to satirize New York.

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

Nobody likes me,” he concluded at the tail end of a ten-minute pity fest. “Can’t imagine why,” Quinn murmured. I turned my snort of laughter into a fake cough, which was an embarrassingly feeble attempt at subterfuge when you consider the fact that I didn’t have any lungs.

I think it's very funny that someone would exaggerate to make himself look worse.

But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Even on the most serious ballads, I'll throw in a tongue-in-cheek remark.

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

I'm not a real blond... Shocking.

Sitcom hours are silly easy compared to drama. Whenever an actor on a sitcom complains, I feel like smacking them!

I didn't want to start acting like a cartoon.

I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.

I'm a real bore.

I could have worse tags than 'Airmiles Andy' - although I don't know what they are.

I do sarcasm really poorly.

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.

I don't really like using ridicule as a form of humor.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.