Kurt Fuller Quotes

I made sure that instead of people making fun of me, like every comedian probably says, I made fun of myself first so they would get distracted and just laugh. I was pretty brutally picked on for a while growing up. It was always the really pretty girls, the hot girls and then there was me. So I had to do something to get any sort of attention.

I'm just not very funny.

Yeah, it’s me, but I like to think I looked better when we met. ‘Cause right now, I’m pretty much hogging all the ugly. (Nick)

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny.

Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

I don't think I'm funny.

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: 'Boy, you are skinny, aren't you?' I said: 'Honey, I'd like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.'

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

I was a 6-foot-tall 13-year-old who couldn't play basketball. I moved around all the time as a kid, and at each new school, the coach would say, 'He's the great white hope' - but I couldn't play ball. So my thing was jokes and characters and making fun of myself and being the 6-foot-9 Jewish guy. That was my way into show business.

The only thing I know how to do is be funny - that's it.

I'm not a funny person.

I don't think people think I'm funny, but in my head, I'm like, 'I am!'

Over the years, I learned that in my career, unlike in life, sometimes my wheelchair is its own automatic door opener. I was able to win the OWN competition by applying one simple principle: be funny, and admit you suck before anyone else can call you out on it. In other words, make the narrative of your failure a comedy.

I never thought I was funny.

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?