Jay-Z Quotes

People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.'

I kid the Republicans, with love. I feel bad for them. They got nobody for next time. Who are they gonna run? Sarah Palin, reading off her hand. Did you see that? You saw this? She wrote "tax cuts" on her hand. A Republican so stupid she has to be reminded of the one thing - Tax cuts! This is like if you saw the coyote's paw and it said "Road Runner".

I'm definitely voting for First Gentleman.

Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide to his record, his rhetoric and his remarkable hair. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll vote.

I'd say if you live in the United States of America and you vote for George Bush, you've lost your mind.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

There are people on staff who have made that point, that the upside to a second Bush term is that it makes 'American Dad' work better. To me, the price is too high. I would gladly give up the comedy to have a President Kerry. But you work with what you have.

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

Satire is fascinating stuff. It's deadly serious, and when politics begin to break down, there is a drift towards satire, because it's the only thing that makes any sense.

Politics is much too serious to be taken too seriously; equally, there are many aspects of it so laughable as to be lamentable.

Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him.

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job.

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

I don't have any interest whatsoever in getting back out there and bashing Hillary Clinton.

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

I'm a great admirer of 'The Simpsons.' It's very surprising because it's backed by a right-wing television company in the U.S., and quite often it's poking fun at the people who would be its audience.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

I would vote for Bush if for no other reason than to be at the airport waving off all the people who say they are going to London if he wins again. Someone has got to stay behind.

Bad times for the Republic are great times for satire.

There is nothing wrong with a political joke as long as it doesn't get elected.

I never met a politician that I couldn’t take a poke at.

We all joke about Bush. You go to a meeting and just say “Bush” and everyone will laugh.