George Burns Quotes
I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
Citations
Burns, George. Dear George: Advice and Answers from America's Leading Expert on Everything from A to Z. Putnam, 1985.
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George Burns was an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film, and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century. He and his wife, Gracie Allen, appeared on radio, television, and film as the comedy duo Burns and Allen.