Charles Fort Quotes

I regard everything with irony, including the face I see in the mirror when I wake up in the morning.

I wake up in the morning thinking about food.

I eat well. I don't really, I guess, like, steam my own food and cook my own food in advance. I enjoy food, but I just don't make bad decisions.

I've learned to be extremely healthy regarding morning eating.

I usually eat cereal every morning.

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

I do not think therefore I am a moustache

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it.

This one looks good,” said Chong over breakfast the next morning. Benny read out loud from the paper. “‘Pit Thrower.’ What’s that?” “I don’t know,” Chong said with a mouth full of toast. “I think it has something to do with barbecuing.” It didn’t.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating.

I used to love going fishing. I think it was really about the clothes. Nothing says real man like a vest with 38 pockets and a mesh hat with hooks in it.

That's sort of what I wanted to make fun of a little bit with Don Jon. And I think oftentimes, if you're going to talk about a sort of substantial topic like this, the best way to do it is with a sense of humor.

So we do sometimes think because it has been found to pay.

I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.

I naturally think in terms of comedy whenever I see anything because tragedy is so close to comedy, so I like to add the tragedy to the comedy or a little bit of comedy to the tragedy in order to make them both feel more real to me.

I am mad, I think. I am mad therefore I think. I am mad therefore I think I am.

I think Georges Feydeau said comedy is just tragedy speeded up.

Thinking. A process by which I use my brain to make a rational decision.

Talking about an X-Men Kissing scene I had to lay down there and think of England as one by one they bring out the girls. It was a very tough morning... After each girl had finished, the crew would hold up scorecards.

I can recollect nothing more to say at present; perhaps breakfast may assist my ideas. I was deceived -- my breakfast supplied only two ideas -- that the rolls were good and the butter bad.

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

The thing about Donald [Trump] is the jokes write themselves. I don't even think of it to be trolling. What he says is the joke.

I think if she lived in A little shoe-house That little old woman was Surely a mouse!