Kobe Bryant Quotes

I never met a man I didn't want to fight.

Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

Don’t mess with me, sir, or you will get stung.

I literally cringe every time I see someone trying to trash talk. Some people just don't have it and they try, and I find that funny.

That all you got...Bub?

If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me. Talking about he's the baddest guy in the UFC? Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing push-ups because it's affecting your realm of reality. Are you kidding me? I'd slap you in your face, and you wouldn't do anything. 'I'm Brock Lesnar. I've got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest.' I'll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnen's way.

I am not here to pass civilities or compliments with you, but on other business. I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damned scoundrel, and are a coward, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it. You may as well not issue any more orders to me, for I will not obey them... and as I say to you that if you ever again try to interfere with me or cross my path it will be at the peril of your life.

I had the idea that I should beat up every player I tangled with and nothing ever convinced me it wasn't a good idea.

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.

When people feel threatened by you, they find something that is belittling.

It's great to be mean, it is, it's fun.

Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.

Insolence is not logic; epithets are the arguments of malice.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

Those whose character is mean and vicious will rouse others to animosity against them.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

I admit that invective is one of my pleasures. This only brings me problems in life, but that's it. I attack, I insult. I have a gift for that, for insults, for provocation. So I am tempted to use it.

I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.

The worst thing you can do if you want to start a fight is to use derogatory terminology.

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

He threatens many who affronts one.

He will antagonize you. To that extent he is steady.

You’re a thug. Now get out of here and keep away.