Chris Jericho Quotes

I don't talk trash often, but when I do, I go for the jugular.

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!

If you're getting paid more than me, I'm definitely more excited about this ass whoopin I'm gonna put down on you.

If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me. Talking about he's the baddest guy in the UFC? Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing push-ups because it's affecting your realm of reality. Are you kidding me? I'd slap you in your face, and you wouldn't do anything. 'I'm Brock Lesnar. I've got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest.' I'll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnen's way.

All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or should I stay out here enjoying the marine life?" "Why don't you swim around until you find a shark? Then you can discuss how much the two of you have in common

Want to get in trouble with me, Carlos?

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.

Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you!

If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'!

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Go jump off a cliff, Leah.

What I like to do is to give my real name in Starbucks but be really hostile each time, as if they're asking me something that I've never heard in my life. I give them a really dirty look, "Really? It's Natasha. Okay?" Like I've never been to Starbucks before. Each time. I enter the premises looking for combat.

Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top!

come and get it, you dumbass

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence.

Funk 'em, just to see the look on their face.

Leading up to the fight [Trevor Berbick] took every opportunity he could to badmouth Larry Holmes and I just blew up. After I beat him in the ring, he tried to get me going again, saying he deserved another fight, wasn't happening.

Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Go head Taggert. Take your best shot.

Throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps the loudest is usually the one that got hit.

Any time I’m not shooting my mouth off to a clichéd, two-bit creature of the night like you, it’s because I’m up to something.