Joss Whedon Quotes

That all you got, George?

Why don't you fix your little problem and light this candle?

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

You got a problem with me, pull up.

You really dug your own grave,” he mutters. “And I’m going to bury you in it.” “Say that louder,” I tell him, under my breath. “I dare you.

Shush me again, I dare you." - Annabelle

I dare you all to write one more thing that you won't say to my face. Because I will make you say it. In that manner. That is a threat.

Go head Taggert. Take your best shot.

How would you like to find out how good my right is?

I don't talk trash often, but when I do, I go for the jugular.

Bring them on.

If somebody comes to me looking for a fight, they might get one.

I'll fight anybody. I've been saying that for I don't know how long.

You want to call me out for being a person? Bring it on.

I'm ready to fight anybody.

If Meekmahan ever came to the Hardy compound, I would tell Meekmahan, face-to-face, 'You'll fade away and classify yourself as obsolete! Obsolete!'

If anybody wants to fight me they know where to find me. I'm not a hard guy to find. Come get some.

I'll fight anyone.

You want some? Come get some!

Want to get in trouble with me, Carlos?

come and get it, you dumbass

Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

I am not here to pass civilities or compliments with you, but on other business. I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damned scoundrel, and are a coward, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it. You may as well not issue any more orders to me, for I will not obey them... and as I say to you that if you ever again try to interfere with me or cross my path it will be at the peril of your life.

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?