Warren G. Harding Quotes

[Addressing a young aide:] You have a college education, haven't you? I don't know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere there must be a book that tells all about it, but I don't know where that book is, and maybe I couldn't read it if I found it!

I can't make a damn thing out of this tax problem. I listen to one side and they seem right—and then I talk to the other side and they seem just as right, and here I am where I started. God, what a job!

As artists, we are blessed to be able to make money but, on the same note, are held accountable for our federal tax obligations just like everyone else.

Use an accountant the first time you file your taxes after becoming a freelancer. It will be worth it.

Simplicity just isn't a word synonymous with taxes.

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

Americans spend 3 billion hours per year filling out tax forms and keeping tax records.

A common man, even like myself, I don't know how to pay my taxes.

I've always been paying my taxes and I've always been trying to comply.

Governor Romney has paid 100 percent of his taxes that are owed. He has complied 100 percent with what the law requires.

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

Over and over again courts have said that there is nothing sinister in so arranging one's affairs so as to make taxes as low as possible. Everybody does so, rich or poor, and do right, for nobody owes any public duty to pay more taxes than the law demands. Taxes are enforced exactions, not voluntary contributions.

No average citizen in America today can figure out the tax code.

Tax Day is often a source of frustration for taxpayers, so anything that can make the process less painful is appreciated.

I am not going to fiddle taxes. I pay my accountant a fortune to look after me.

I mean I imagine I could have done a better job with keeping my paperwork and paying my taxes. For the most part, everything happened exactly the way it should.

You grow up, no one really teaches you about taxes, especially as an athlete.

You talk to tax attorneys who are not politically motivated, and they will tell you they would never advise their client to release any tax information in the course of an audit.

Most people don't realize the amount of tax forms the small business guy has to go through.

Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.

When I was working, and when I was making substantial amounts of money, I always filed and paid my taxes. This only stopped, when it was necessary to withdraw from society, in order to guarantee the safety and well-being of myself and my family.

Even with multiple instruction books, maneuvering the maze of the tax code is costly and time-consuming.

As American taxpayers know too well, the tax code is incredibly complex and compliance is all to expensive.

I am and will remain a tax resident in France and in this regard I will, like all French people, fulfill my fiscal obligations.

I think I have the right to know what Steve Forbes paid in taxes - I don't think there should be a law. I think there should be a presumption. I wouldn't vote for a guy who wouldn't reveal what he paid in taxes. That kind of thing.