Jim Ramstad Quotes

Most people don't realize the amount of tax forms the small business guy has to go through.

Tax season always means a deluge of tax advice. Unfortunately, most of it is futile and lightweight.

You grow up, no one really teaches you about taxes, especially as an athlete.

I do not do my own taxes. It's too many forms. "Here are my 70,000 forms. I have no idea."I would be in jail.

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

Most Americans are very focused on what their tax returns will look like while President Trump is in office, not what his look like.

I used to do my own taxes. You know how you buy that gigantic sheet at Staples, add up the restaurants, clothes, and taxis and glue your receipts into the book month by month? The more money I made, the more complicated things got.

I mean I imagine I could have done a better job with keeping my paperwork and paying my taxes. For the most part, everything happened exactly the way it should.

Wrestling is a lot like any other workplace. You don't really talk religion or politics. But we are all independent contractors, so we pay our taxes quarterly. And we talk about taxes.

It's that time of year again, April 15, taxes. I know it's depressing, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges, hospitals, and an army to keep the nation free. Unfortunately that nation is Afghanistan.

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

I have paid taxes every year, a lot of taxes.

I'm not the only taxpayer who has no idea what he's sending to the IRS. This year, only 28 percent of all Americans will prepare their own tax returns, according to a voice in my head that invents accurate-sounding statistics.

I've never looked at a tax return without immediately losing consciousness.

I'll bring my tax returns; you bring yours. I'll meet you anytime anywhere.

Even with multiple instruction books, maneuvering the maze of the tax code is costly and time-consuming.

I can assure you that my wife and I - every penny of income we've ever had, our taxes were paid in West Virginia.

Remember: If the IRS suspects you haven't reported income, it can challenge returns from the past six years. So if you are self-employed or have multiple income sources, hold on to six years of files to be absolutely safe.

I've always been paying my taxes and I've always been trying to comply.

My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.

As artists, we are blessed to be able to make money but, on the same note, are held accountable for our federal tax obligations just like everyone else.

Tax Day is often a source of frustration for taxpayers, so anything that can make the process less painful is appreciated.

I am not going to fiddle taxes. I pay my accountant a fortune to look after me.

I had no clue about taxes at all. I didn't know they hit your paycheck. There's something that you've always got to put money away for. I didn't know you've got to put money away for it, even though it's coming out your own money. It's like, 'What the heck?'