Warren G. Harding Quotes

I don't know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere there must be a book that tells all about it, where I could go to straighten it out in my mind. But I don't know where the book is, and maybe I couldn't read it if I found it.

[Addressing a young aide:] You have a college education, haven't you? I don't know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere there must be a book that tells all about it, but I don't know where that book is, and maybe I couldn't read it if I found it!

Tax Day is often a source of frustration for taxpayers, so anything that can make the process less painful is appreciated.

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

A common man, even like myself, I don't know how to pay my taxes.

Use an accountant the first time you file your taxes after becoming a freelancer. It will be worth it.

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

As artists, we are blessed to be able to make money but, on the same note, are held accountable for our federal tax obligations just like everyone else.

A one-time tax does not get figured into people's investment decisions.

Simplicity just isn't a word synonymous with taxes.

The truth is, no one pays more tax than they have to.

When the federal government promises no new taxes, they're promising no new federal taxes.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

The legal right of a taxpayer to decrease the amount of what otherwise would be his taxes, or altogether avoid them, by means which the law permits, cannot be doubted

No average citizen in America today can figure out the tax code.

Tax season always means a deluge of tax advice. Unfortunately, most of it is futile and lightweight.

Smaller tax refunds are not a bad thing - they're a sign that people are keeping more of their money as they earn it, rather than letting Uncle Sam keep it under his mattress for them.

If I have to do my tax online, the government should pay for my Internet hook-up, darling.

You grow up, no one really teaches you about taxes, especially as an athlete.

You talk to tax attorneys who are not politically motivated, and they will tell you they would never advise their client to release any tax information in the course of an audit.

The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you've been paying for things lately, that should more than make up the difference.

I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.

Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.

Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)

Even with multiple instruction books, maneuvering the maze of the tax code is costly and time-consuming.