Daniel Webster Quotes

I know that I am going to die, and I'm ready to do so.

Low on his funeral couch he lies!

When it's time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.

It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the COFFIN they carry you OFF IN.

Just like the poles of a magnet, some people are drawn to death and others are repulsed by it, but we all have to deal with it.

Society doesn't like to deal with death, but it is a natural part of living.

When I vacate this sack of old bones I won't care what you do with it. Bury or burn it but don't make much fuss.

There's not a higher stake than someone having to face their own death.

Death is a very important part of life.

Life and death. At some point we're gonna leave this world. Do I know when? Absolutely not.

Death is something that happens to others, you think, until it happens to you.

I mean, whatever kills you kills you, and your death is authentic no matter how you die.

In the end we discover the only condition for living is to die.

I mean, death is a serious thing, certainly not to be sneezed at.

I've looked that old scoundrel death in the eye many times but this time I think he has me on the ropes.

Dying is a tough way to make a living.

Now you may write the eulogy for my funeral.

Get up! I am going to die today.

Society has a fascination with death.

There are only two things to write about: life and death.

The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead.

I think death is a big deal, obviously.

Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.

I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.

Death makes sad stories of us all.