Funeral Arrangements Quotes

No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather.

I'd rather look good in my coffin than bad in my coffin.

Death is hacking away at my address book and party lists.

Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Maman died today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know. I got a telegram from the home: 'Mother deceased. Funeral tomorrow. Faithfully yours.' That doesn't mean anything. Maybe it was yesterday.

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?

I am deeply saddened by the loss of my children's grandfather and my very dear friend. I loved big John with all my heart. ... Johnny Cash will, like Will Rogers, stand forever as a symbol of intelligence, creativity, compassion and common sense.

Mr. Bernard died on a Monday, at the age of seventy-five, his body wasted. He lay in state for two days in the lobby of the Bernard Gursky Tower and, as he failed to rise on the third, he was duly buried.

I'm late to everything. I've always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half hour late and says on the side, like in gold, 'Sorry I'm Late'.

A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be.

Our Last Will and Testament, providing for the only future of which we can be reasonably certain, namely our own death, shows thatthe Will's need to will is no less strong than Reason's need to think; in both instances the mind transcends its own natural limitations, either by asking unanswerable questions or by projecting itself into a future which, for the willing subject, will never be.

I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.

It's not the loss of life that makes the death bitter -- it's the obituaries.

I want to be a pretty corpse.

She's the sort of woman now,' said Mould, . . . 'one would almost feel disposed to bury for nothing: and do it neatly, too!

So what if someone wrote your obituary... that doesn't mean you are obligated to die.

When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.

Have a conversation with your family about your end-of-life wishes while you are healthy. No one wants to have that discussion... but if you do, you'll be giving your loved ones a tremendous gift, since they won't have to guess what your wishes would have been, and it takes the onus of responsibility off of them.

Death is a greatly overrated experience. I hated Mother's and I'm not looking forward to my own. Apart from the sorrow there are the bills to be paid. Nobody dies for free.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.

When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.

You have to put your character to rest after x amount of years.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.