Lou Williams Quotes

I'm so uncoordinated.

Everything I did that required effort, I opened my mouth. Even to catch a ball, I opened my mouth.

Technically I don't play sports because I have two left feet and I cannot coordinate and my motor skills are a bit 'out of whack.'

At 15 I was very clumsy, big feet and my footwork wasn't great. I was definitely not quick.

Oh God, I'm awful at sports. In gym I just try and avoid getting hit in the face.

I have no athletic skills whatsoever. I'm just literally incompetent.

I'm just physically stupid.

My teacher told my mum, 'I think William has dyspraxia,' and Mum asked what that meant. She said, 'Well, if I put a chair in the middle of the room and asked every child in the class to walk around it, William would be the only child in the class to walk into it.' Mum was like, 'Yeah, that's my boy'.

I'm ambidextrous when I eat. But playing tennis right-handed - I can't do it. I'm clueless.

I am clumsy, a late and nervous driver, and despise all sports except a little gentle dancing or yoga.

And I'm not very coordinated, either. Only on ice skates, not in real life.

I was really gangly and uncoordinated as a kid. I couldn't even do a cartwheel.

Although I married a sports-loving jock, I myself am not only not athletic, I am acutely, completely uncoordinated.

I was an ambidextrous child, and the symmetry of roller skating was a welcome respite from my awkwardness with physical activities that involved a ball or a racket.

I can't dance. If I try, I'll trip onstage.

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

You walk into the room like a camel and then put your eyes in your pockets and your nose on the ground.

My balance is really bad. I just hope my clumsiness doesn't show through.

Jenks made a move to follow, probably forgetting he didn’t have wings anymore. He leaned forward and fell to the floor, face first. “Jenks!” I shouted when he hit with a dull smack and started swearing.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.... He's a nice fellow, but he spent too much time playing football without a helmet.

I've got a lot of nervous energy and I trip a lot. I don't have a good equilibrium. In the places where the physical comedy was necessary, it came very naturally and it was fun.

Jared sidled up. He was not very good at sidling; he was more of a loomer.

Do people trip over you?

I used to be very unathletic. I was always so gangly and self-conscious about my height. I had convinced myself I was uncoordinated. And as a result, I didn't want to try stuff.