You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
I can't shoot straight-up. I've always played crooked. One of my coaches says I play backwards. I do everything backwards. I don't have coordination. It's weird to watch me play.
Yes, I did try acting when I was in high school and I was terrible at it. So I definitely have had the experience of being bad at artistic endeavor.
I can't dance. If I try, I'll trip onstage.
I guess I just wasn't meant to dance.
As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.
It is noble to be shy, illustrious not to know how to act, great not to have a gift for living.
I always had this ego where if I ever wanted to come back to doing rap, I could do that. That was not true. I would get stuck, I would be in a room and someone would ask me for something and I didn't have it.
I miss being able to play my instruments - I'm too much of a physical wreck these days. Playing the vibraphone gives me backache, leg ache, and everything-else ache, and the asthma means I no longer have enough puff to play harmonica.
I don't think I will be able act; I am not talented in that area.
