Working as a teaboy may have helped my confidence, but not everyone else was so pleased. I could never remember who had milk or how many sugars, and I had an unusual talent for spilling tea on the recording console.
He is no more fit to handle the case than an ass is to play a harp.
I spill water on myself all the time at nice restaurants. I've run into poles and knocked myself out.
Even the most deft pen is a clumsy tool.
I'm a terrible dancer.
I've fallen over on stage a couple of times, but I've only ever bruised my ego.
Clumsy jesting is no joke.
A committee is an animal with four back legs.
My friends have named me the person they least want to do extreme adventures with, because I always seem to be very close to being part of a disaster. If a cat has nine lives, I think I've used a few.
I had a Super Grover doll growing up. Super Grover was very clumsy, he wasn't very good-looking. But in his own way he'd always save the day.
If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.
I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.
My forte is awkwardness.
People who know me know that I am very clumsy, always fumbling, and I talk rubbish most of the times.
I was a pretty nerdy kid. I was pretty nerdy. I'm still kind of nerdy. I have all of the worst qualities of being a nerd - all of the affect and none of the smarts. I'm a useless nerd! That's pretty bad.
I'm constantly bumping and banging into things.
Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.
I have given myself dork shivers so many times that I would be an outright liar if I characterized myself as anything other than a pure, utter, and unadulterated dork.
I'm one of those tall, lanky, awkward kids.
Enthusiasm is like having two right hands.
For the most part, I keep playing big knuckleheads who are like bulls in a china shop.
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"
If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork.
Only I am clumsy, like drifting on the waves of the sea, without direction.
I live in heels. Give me a pair of flip-flops and I'll trip all over myself.
