Sheena Easton Quotes

I'm a pretty goofy person. I'm an awkward dancer, for instance, and a terrible singer.

I'm a terrible dancer.

I'm more one of those people you laugh at and not with. I'm not the one with the jokes, I'm the one who falls on her face going up a flight of steps.

My forte is awkwardness.

I was a dork. I'm still kind of goofy and clumsy and not always the most graceful person.

I was a pretty nerdy kid. I was pretty nerdy. I'm still kind of nerdy. I have all of the worst qualities of being a nerd - all of the affect and none of the smarts. I'm a useless nerd! That's pretty bad.

People who know me know that I am very clumsy, always fumbling, and I talk rubbish most of the times.

I am a bad dancer.

I am the biggest klutz on set. I honestly don't think I have ever been as klutzy as when I'm on set. People call me 'Grace' ironically because I'm not graceful. It's ridiculous.

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

I'm a terrible dancer! Oh, I'm an awful dancer!

If my life was a song the title would probably be 'Clumsy', 'cause I'm clumsy.

At school I was very shy and coincidentally inherited the title 'little miss worry guts,' and that was just among the staff. I learned early on that I could make people laugh, and as my small neat body betrayed me by growing to dizzying heights, I used it as a tool that translated into complete slap-stick comedy.

I wouldn't call myself a dancer. I would never even dance in a club - I can't move my feet! I'm terribly shy about moving. I feel comfortable in my body, but dancing is like learning another language.

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in.

My legs are really long and that's cool apparently, but I'm totally klutzy. I mean, I'm like Bambi. I fall all over myself because I can't control my arms and my really long legs.

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

I'm just the biggest klutz. That's the problem. I don't get hurt doing cool things.

I've just got a really bad smile. I go for the scowl instead.

Apart from the occasional bit of dad dancing, I really can't dance.

You don't want to see me dance. That's not a pretty thing. Trust me.

I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.

I was born with two left feet.

I'm the most awkward man alive.

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.