When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
I can't shoot straight-up. I've always played crooked. One of my coaches says I play backwards. I do everything backwards. I don't have coordination. It's weird to watch me play.
I'm not your average politician. I believe in higher forces.
Why, I just shake the buildings out of my sleeves.
Guys back in the day, we didn't have wallets. I never kept my money in my pocket; my money always went in my sock. My key my mom gave me, I put it in my sock - whatever it was.
Innovation, creativity, and lunacy goes hand in hand.
I'm insanely optimistic. For odd, weird reasons, things always work out.
Miles' sessions were not typical of anybody else's sessions. They were totally unique.
The Apple II was not designed like an ordinary product. It used crazy tricks everywhere.
If there's a strange way to do something, I would certainly like to know about it. I feel that I owe that to my public.
'Hard Knocks' seems to have done for the self-serious NFL what the witch did for Rapunzel: persuaded it, somehow, to let its hair down.
My way of directing is definitely unorthodox, definitely unconventional.
Nothing surprises me anymore in the NFL.
It's disgusting, but my father taught me when your mouth gets dry, just suck the sweat out of your own jersey. There's no bravado to any of it; it's just a disgusting little trick.
