Lucille Ball Quotes

I would love to be on 'Glee,' thus furthering the myth that I'm a gay man.

I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny.

I love Neil Patrick Harris. I've always been a big fan of his - he was my first TV crush.

I remember watching 'I Love Lucy' with my little brother. We were obsessed with 'I Love Lucy.' And I just remember thinking, 'I want to do that.' I love old comedic actresses - Madeline Kahn, Lucille Ball.

I like that guy Matthew Perry a lot.

Hollywood is the same as any other place when it comes to love, marriage, and divorce ... some people have trouble staying married and some people have trouble staying single.

You know all those young people watching Comedy Central love 'Frasier.'

I love being married. I've been married three times.

Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

I would love to do a comedy, but comedy probably in the sense of a dark comedy like 'Californication,' that sort of thing. Yeah, sure, I think I'm funny.

Will Smith. He's been my career idol for years and years. I used to sit back and watch and study 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' over and over. It's the only TV show that I've watched all the way through maybe five times.

The institution of marriage is not under attack as a result of the President’s words. Marriage was under attack years ago by men who viewed women as property and children as trophies of sexual prowess. Marriage is under attack by low wages, high incarceration, unfair tax policy, unemployment, and lack of education. Marriage is under attack by clergy who proclaim monogamy yet think nothing of stepping outside the bonds of marriage to have multiple affairs with “preaching groupies.” Same-gender couples did not cause the high divorce rate, but our adolescent views of relationships and our inability as a community to come to grips with the ethic of love and commitment did. We still confuse sex with love and romance with commitment.

I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it.

Working with people like Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis is such a blessing because I've watched them a great deal. I grew up with 'Friends' and always aspired to work with someone from that cast. Jason is just such an amazing comedian.

Working with Lucille Ball was just a master class in how to do comedy.

If I couldn't be Dick Van Dyke, I wanted to be Art Carney.

Working with John Stamos is a ton of fun. He's just the biggest sweetheart - and he's just still gorgeous as can be. Such a hottie!

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

I'm a huge fan of Laurie Metcalf and Niecy Nash.

I'm glad I did 'Married... with Children,' and I liked making all that money, and we all had a lot of laughs.

The institution of marriage has been something that - we have a very temperamental relationship, marriage and I. I've seen a lot of not great examples of it.

I remember once they sent me over to read for a show called 'Mork and Mindy.' I heard gales of laughter, then Robin Williams walked out. I had to follow Robin Williams.

I can't imagine that I will ever be on anything like 'M*A*S*H' again.

Why does 'I Love Lucy' still make people laugh? Because she's a specific character who has real reactions.

One thing I won't do in television is a sitcom. I find that world to be so neurotic and bizarre.