Dennis Miller Quotes

When you're gonna get married, it's all about your heart.

I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month.

I'm just not a huge romantic type and getting married is a hugely romantic gesture.

Getting married is a childhood dream for me.

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.

If I ever get married myself, it'll be in jeans.

I was, for some reason, born knowing how to get married.

I'm not eloping. When I get married, everyone will know.

You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

In March 1950, in New York City, I was married to Marietta Soffer. We have three children: Vilhelm, Tomas, and Margrethe.

When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.

A marriage is a solemn affair. The tempest of emotions and the myriad of arrangements are giddying, and when one is faced with these, clothing seems to be the last of one's priorities.

For many, many people, getting married is one of the most important things they will ever do in the pursuit of happiness.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

I'd fantasised about being married since I was a little girl and dressed up in my mum's wedding dress.

I always imagine myself as a bride who will wear a gown, with a long train and veil.

To get married, I need to first fall in love.

Someday I'll get married, and on my wedding day they'll be saying, 'Okay, we have to ask about that infamous Oscar kiss.'

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

I'll meet you at the altar" "I'll be the one in white!

I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "Well, so do I!" "Then let's form a club." "OK, but we need some more stipulations. Instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again. Yes, four triangles, arranged in a circle, and in the middle we will dump chips." "How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" "I'm for 'em!" "Well, this club is formed."

A wedding is not house-keeping.