Bess Truman Quotes

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.

There was Rajniji, Subhash Ghai, Dimple Kapadia, Anupam Kher, and a few other friends at my wedding. That's it.

I met the man of my dreams at a gym, and then we got married in Vegas - because we're classy. When you meet at a gym, where else do you get married?

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month.

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

I love a black wedding dress.

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.

I myself was a wedding photographer when I was, like, 16.

Make no mistake: I love women. I'm married to one, I was birthed by one, and I played one in my high school production of 'Romeo and Juliet.' No one else could fit into the bodice.

Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

I like Germany so much that I want there to be two of them.

I can see why people love the idea of a big white wedding - it is a day when they are the centre of attention and get to wear a beautiful dress. But that sounds awful to me because that is like getting ready to walk down the red carpet.

Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

I want to be a simple bride when I get married. I want a beach wedding where I am running around on the sand in a white dress.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

By the very nature of satire or parody, you have to love and respect your target and respect it enough to understand every aspect of it, so you can more effectively make fun of it.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?