Caroline Paul Quotes

You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.

There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

Comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some sort of fool for having learned to do something that's very, very difficult.

I love cats. I've had cats as pets.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.

The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Great humorists are great insulters.

It's always great to play a man who sets himself up to be punctured.

My campaign is about getting pets to be more active, and exercise with your animal is a great way for people to exercise. When you're out with your pet, it becomes fun. You don't think of it as a chore. For me, taking my dog out for a walk is very relaxing.

I like cats a lot. I've always liked cats. They're great company. When they eat, they always leave a little bit at the bottom of the bowl. A dog will polish the bowl, but a cat always leaves a little bit. It's like an offering.

It has become my mission to stop the insanity of wild cats as pets.

There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: 'Hello, my name is Fifi and I'm a labrador and I think you're great. Paw paw!'

You have to be very insensitive in order to have a cat, because I think they're very independent. When they're kittens, you think they're going to have a dog temperament in that they're going to run to the door when you get home, lick you on the face and cuddle with you all the time, but cats are not that way.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

But if you really want to learn about life, get a cat. The way I think people should relate to animals is with a cat. Because the world is his.

No great movement designed to change the world can bear to be laughed at or belittled. Mockery is a rust that corrodes all it touches.

I love the funny and sweet moments I have with my cats, Jake and Frank, so I'm honored to be celebrating these moments at the Catdance Film Festival.

Cats don't need you that much. They like to come and get stroked now and then, and they need you to feed them. But other than that, they're not very demanding, are they? I quite like that.

I think being called a cat lady is a compliment. It means you have adopted a tiny little maniac into your life.

My husband and I are trying to make cats cool and it's working.

I love the cat-lady jokes.

Wireless technology has completely revolutionized information transmission and exchange in India. If you go in the coastal areas, small-scale fishermen who go out in small boats, they now carry a cellphone, which has GPS data on wave heights, where the fish are, et cetera.