P. C. Cast Quotes

We call ourselves a dog's 'master' - but who ever dared to call himself the 'master' of a cat? We own a dog - he is with us as a slave and inferior because we wish him to be. But we entertain a cat - he adorns our hearth as a guest, fellow-lodger, and equal because he wishes to be there.

Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Dogs serve people, but people serve cats.

He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally considered it the obligation of the universe to provide shelter, sustenance, and amusement as required. I think Mister considered it beneath his dignity to plan for the future.

A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats don't need you that much. They like to come and get stroked now and then, and they need you to feed them. But other than that, they're not very demanding, are they? I quite like that.

I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them.

She smiled again. "Do you like cat?" she said. "Yes," said Richard. "I quite like cats." Anaesthesia looked relieved. "Thigh?" she asked, "or breast?

Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

I found him in a Dumpster one day when he was a kitten and he promptly adopted me. Despite my struggles, Mister had been an understanding soul, and I eventually came to realize that I was a part of his little family, and by his gracious consent was allowed to remain in his apartment. Cats. Go figure.

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.

Cat's are unpredictable. It is a fine line between the cure, inquisitive and innocent creature resting on our lap and the hissing, spitting and deranged banshee it might become at any moment. This is why we're trying always to win their love.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

I have a cat. I'm not a cat-person, but she came with the house that I'm renting. I don't know how many hundreds of dollars worth of bump removals, teeth removals, cleanings and vet fees I've been through. But of course I love her and she's worth it.

I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

When people ask me what on earth I want to keep two cats for I tell them I keep them to do my resting for me.

Tell him I took the cat