Cat Attitude Quotes

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

When a Cat adopts you, and I am not superstitious at all I don't mean only Black cats there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it and wait until the wind changes.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.

Besides, you're a cat. It's your nature to think you're the center of the universe.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it

He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally considered it the obligation of the universe to provide shelter, sustenance, and amusement as required. I think Mister considered it beneath his dignity to plan for the future.

I will do just as you wish,' said no cat ever.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

I got cat class and I got cat style

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.

My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky.

You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.

The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be a rather overrated activity. Might as well call a whirlwind.

Let us be honest: most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked around the house with a saintly expression.

What's so funny about cats is that they have this kind of aloof, superior vibe to them. Even if you love them, they are unpredictable. Dogs are more social, and the way that they attach and bond to us is much more human.

Tybalt’s what we call ‘Cait Sidhe’— the fairy cats. Which explains the attitude. And the eyes.” “Meow,” said Tybalt, deadpan.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind to me. But I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer.